Tuesday, December 21, 2010

My Holiday Advice for you

Practically every article you read this time of year warns you about the dangers of overindulging in Holiday fare.

"Eat a light snack before attending your office party so you don't eat too many sweets. Wouldn't want all those crunches to be for naught".

You know what I say to that? Bah Humbug!

My advice is this:

  • Take a dessert from each and every tray that passes before your eyes.
  • Load up your plate with every flavor of cheese and a few of each type of meat. 
  • Slather a roll in butter. The butter should look like frosting on a cake.
  • Stick an olive on every finger. Eat and repeat.
  • Slop a big ole glob of that cream cheese/chili sauce concoction right down on your plate and only use the crackers as vehicles for shoveling it into your mouth.
  • Drink an entire bottle of apple cider by yourself if you want to.
  • Savor each bite. 
  • Have seconds and feel no guilt. Have thirds if there's still room!
  • Be thankful for what you have been provided with.
  • Enjoy yourself.

Like I always say:                           Food is love.

I want to wish you all a very joyous Holiday Season.
Remember to have fun, be safe, and never pass up a dessert :)


  1. Mmmmm sounds like some good advice. Heheh:)

  2. Oh my gawd, this is so refreshing. Thank you!

  3. I have to agree :) January is for rebalancing - December is for revisiting food love :)


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